Introducing Bidet by Bloom, the world’s first luxury perfume with the musky notes of your favorite fertilizer.

Spritz Bidet on after a long luxurious moment on the porcelain throne. Bidet doubles as an air freshener!

Bidet - air freshener in the bathroom.

Dab Bidet on after gardening to keep smelling like a freshly fertilized flower long after you run your fingers through Bloom.

Bidet - for fresh garden scent.

Splash on Bidet before a date to add a hint of mystique to your evening – because nothing says je ne sais quoi like a smoky, sultry hint of Bloom behind your ear. (But hold the cosmetics to make it a PFAS-free night to remember!)

Bidet perfume before a date

Eau de Jardin. Eau de Bloom. Whatever the occasion, make it Bidet.

Reach out for your free 2ml sample of Bidet by Bloom today.

Check out some of Bloom’s other great products, including Bloom Shampoopoo, Baked Bloom, Bloom’s Spa Day package, Bloom scented candles, Color Me Bloom makeup palette, and our classic products for the garden, Bloom Woody Blend and Sandy Blend.

Thanks to musical guest Griefcat and grand dame Anna Huntley for the brand collab. Listen as you spritz!